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The Dumbass Club

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We are dumbasses, and we have created a page, for other dumbasses like yourself who want to all dumbass together.... SO JOIN US!!!!
P.S. If anybody could make a banner that'd be peachy. We would like a banner to replace the one we have up there. the one we have up there is only temporary.


Feel free to write whatever you want on the page.... it needs to be weirder and dumber than it already is.


Add your name to the list and be counted among the dumbasses!
1. [Tails Of the Revolution] NUMBER ONE MUAHAHAHAHA
2. [Kt_says] ya, everyday is Dumbass day
for me....especially today! ^_^
4.[Shade Wolf] Why not Join you dumbasses?
3.[carrot_queen] CHEESE! >_< for gods SAKE PEOPLE! EAT THE DAMN CHEESE
4. [fightingxtofu] because i AM as dumb as i look
urm... 6?? [Same old same old!] Mr dumbass Lol! (i love that film :p)
7. [Penfalathion] is not in right now, please leave a message after the beep. -beeeeep-
8. [Avoral] - I idolize the cast of Three South.
9. [Rizzie and Bump] - Dum Bass? What's a Dum Bass? Oooooh! You mean Dumb ass...
5. [Furr] - Because math is so difficult. I think. And I think my ass are rather smart, really... :P
28.[Milk and cookies] i am only here for the drinks
666. [Psychotic Insanity]
ummmmm 8437658726point28364. [Cosine] cuz I have something better to do but dont want to do it :P
-345. [Kurus_Dreaon]
9,876,454. [patient love.]...huh?
???? [PsychoticBliss] i dont know what number i am DUMBASSES
[DoneWithET] fuck the numbers.... i dont know wich one i am....
one billion [*_* Smiley on Ecstasy] hahaha! no one has actually written out the number yet *looks proud* I'm dumber than all of you combined! *sticks out tongue* heheheheheheheheehhehehehehe! "Shut up" "okay"
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] what number am I...I'm too dumb to know...*sighs*
[VorpalBlade910] I once put Mortar mix in my cat's catbox...
[psycho veggie] Have we given up on the numbers?
[OhMarcie] haha i'm a dumbass! yah
[alu] im such an Dumbass
[sacredfault]...very very stupid
[Leelo]- yup yup I is very dumb...yup yup ask [Kt_says], if ya don't believe me... lol
1.[fluke] XD
256,589 [ill be your number 1 with a bullet] ??????
^_^. [Avoral] - Wait, I'm already on here?
118...[†Drusilla†] huh? what? where? when? how? why?...........what am I talking about??? O_O
[hjgfjk]
i dont know wut number this is# [CANDY*SHOP] ...everyone left but i still hear voices
[One Song Glory] i'm a dumbass and i'm proud of it!!
[Kyo-kun] yep i'm a dumbass

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2004-07-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i dont know...next to te last is suppose to be important

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: for what?

2004-07-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: no idea...just heard that i was suppose to be important...maybe its the one that controls the body....like a second brain....ooooooh

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: a second brain in your toe... that'd be kinda creepy... but awesome...

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: I am the second brain in your toe.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that right there is about as sensibly random as it gets. why my toe? my toes get run into things a lot.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Yeah. Stop that. I hate concussions.

2004-07-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL...well it makes sense thn doesntnt it hehehe..sorry that was inda mean

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *laughs and runs toe into wall* that was cruel of me, I'm sowwy.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: *Makes your heart stop* That was cruel of me, I'm sowwy.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *paralyzes you* that was cruel of me, you deserved it.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: How do you paralyze your own toe-brain? Drinking Icees with your feet?

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I got the power, that's how.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: *Pictures you as the ruler of old dance music now*

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that's an interesting mental picture...

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Groovy... Outta sight...

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: bordering on scary....

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Shake your groove thang.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hahaha... stupid song.... stupid memories... *laughs*

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Bwahaha! *Ebil*

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: what is ebil?

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Evil spelled in a fun way.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ahh... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvil. That was fun too.

2004-07-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: OOOOH i see now.......i get it....IM SO SMART!!!!!...ok not really.....well...ok fine not at all but.....hehe

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no worries... I don't really get it either... he can go live in his world...

2004-07-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol ok then hehe...as long as im not the only one that is lost

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: nope, I'm pretty lost too...

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: I like my world! It's grand. You should cyber me.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oh should I?

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Oh, you should. You all should.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: even Kurus?

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Yes.

2004-07-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *laughs hysterically*

2004-07-29 [Kt_says]: so we're all gonna cyber with anthony? ha... hes quite the pimp, i reckon.

2004-07-29 [Tails Of the Revolution]: depends who you ask...

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Oh yeah. He's mack daddy.

2004-07-29 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *laughs* sure...

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: I think I am getting the arse end of this conversation!!!

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: I know how you feel. Its almost like the conversation died when you said that or maby it was earlier

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Well at least I have someone to talk to and dont have to talk to myself.

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Ya I'v done that once or twice and never noticed! funny really, I prob should be in some form of metal institute

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Wow same here. I had a few hours of a conversation with myself and it took a friend asking who I was talking to for me to realise what had happened

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Thats wierd cuz I was talking to this guy before and one of his friends came over and next thing it was like I didn't exist. he didn't talk to me or even achknowledge my presence.............................. wait

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Am I doing it again?

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Am I doing it again?

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Bugger!

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Bugg... I mean.... Damn!

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Well I'm the real Cian so you can piddle off

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: no your not I am!!!

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: I know how to settle this! Bare knuckle boxing

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: Ok ~Gets ready~

2004-07-29 [Cosine]: ~Pulls out a gun and shoots the other Cian~ Hey what do you know I won

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: wow, that was quite the inner struggle. but hey...at least you always win! go you!

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm... self-wars are convenient like that.

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: yep, which is probably why they exist...to give you some sort of self made ego boost that empowers yourself to stop and think "I ROCK!!!!" or something of the like. plus, they're amusing to watch, as an outsider. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... Cosine's was kinda fun to watch...

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: so he was doing everyone a favor. wow, i'm sure he knows this too. what a caring guy. wow, we need more people like him in this world. ha.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Yeah... we're definitely not the caring-ish types, huh?

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: oh, but we are....just not as caring as the almighty cosine is, it seems. we should all revel at this. this day shall go down in history!

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *revels*

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: guess what Kt did today? ....she found the tabloids! ahh...did you know that PAris hilton was abducted by aliens, but she annoyed them, so they kicked her out within Five minutes? so we can safely say...paris hilton, might be a co-conspirater for the number four position!!!

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I'll bet so!!!!!!! I mean, she IS paris Hilton and all...

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: ya, and she certainly has the money to fund the crime. and i'm sure during those brief five minutes she was able to get another mission. so we should be careful...she might strike again. i mean, the tabloid said they kicked her out cuz she was criticising the alien's wardrobe and bitching about their living conditions, but i'm sure it was just some made up story, to hide the secret mission she's on. yep, we found our culprit, mockerie.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yep. We got 'er.

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: one problem....body guards.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: sniper!!!

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: yes! ...or we could just volunteer any random guy to go and fill in the position. and then our agent will steal her. i'

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: ...i'm sure any guy would volunteer for that position, just to get close to her after her latest video has popped out. what was it.. "An Evening in Paris"? or something like that? im sure we could convince our decoy he'd be the next guy to make the video...yes! we shall do it!

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that would work.... Where's Anthony?

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: probably pimping the masses, of course.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hahahahahaha... no.

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: oh well, i just figured. but either him, kurus, or cosine can have the job. whoever volunteers first, i reckon.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *waits for volunteers*

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: we could be waiting forever. oh well, lets play head's up seven up while we wait. aight?

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: and what happens when we miss the volunteers because we have our heads down?

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: and this is why i'm not a master evil genius.....yet. ok...duck duck goose, then?

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that could work...

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: allright....DUCK!! *bonks your head, then runs around you* DUCK! *bonks your head harder, then runs around again* goo-DUCK! *takes a mallet and knocks you out* i win!

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ow.

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: *hands you a bandaid* here, this will help.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *puts bandaid on big toe* wow, it DOES help.

2004-07-30 [Kt_says]: yep, and this bandaid will protect your toe from a chain saw incase you too get cucumber envy.

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ooooh.

2004-07-30 [Cosine]: .................................................................................................................. I see

2004-07-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: I VOLEENTEER!!!!!!!!! i think

2004-07-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Hang on... did Cosine volunteer?

2004-07-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: no idea...but i did....I DID

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: i dunno, if Cosine volunteered. i think he was just letting everyone know if he could see. I wonder if anyone else would want to do it...nobody seems to be volunteering.

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Yeah... Kurus, Remus would be mad.

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: !!!!!! hahahaha....this is true.... but i guess what Remus doesnt know can't hurt her. right?

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: honestly i have no idea what i was volenteering for..i just was in odd mode at the time...so i said whatever came to mind

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: you're volunteering to seduce Paris Hilton so we can capture her and prove she's in cahoots with the aliens, and is therefore number four.\

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ah i see now...mt understands

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... still volunteering?

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmmm...i need to think for a bit first...what are the risks

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmmm.... I don't know...

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ok then....what are the perks

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: getting to sleep w/ Paris Hilton....

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ah...now i see why remus wouldnt like it...the risks just tripled

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: ya, that's pretty much the only perk that i can think of too. haha

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: crud... *whispers* Kt, I think we're losing our volunteer.... make it sound convincing.

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: *winks at mock* DUDE! you get to fuck paris...thats like every guy's dream....shes a blonde model..dude! shes a millionaire! and dude...you could film it...she's been filmed before!

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *grins* YEAH!

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: dude...if i was a lesbian, was incredibly huge and muscly (enough to pass for a body guard), i'd totally do it. DANG IT!!! LIFE SUCKS THIS WAY!!!! *throws a tantrum* ok, i'm over it.

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmm...that was a lot o good acting there...but i work with actors luv...nice try...and it might have worked *grins and looks away whistleing*

2004-07-31 [Kt_says]: HOW CAN YOU PASS UP PARIS HILTON?!?! THIS IS A ONCE OF A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!! and dude...who said i was acting?

2004-07-31 [Kurus_Dreaon]: most of what ya said was true........and it would be a once in a life time oppertunity...

2004-07-31 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah... I'm wondering if Kt just volunteered...

2004-07-31 [Cosine]: I think she did. Lets all say she did!

2004-07-31 [Cosine]: I concer with the guy before me

2004-07-31 [Cosine]: ya Cians right. YA!

2004-07-31 [Cosine]: Is it jsut me or is this harder to do when there is no crowd around you

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: no, i didn't volunteer....Kurus just agreed to though! YAY! thanks Kurus!!!

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: actually, I think Cosine volunteered...

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: YAY! TWO volunteers! ...lucky Paris.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yep, gues so...

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: Paris was on SNL last night. she's starting to mutate into an alien... every few seconds she seemed to be striking some pose ((or as i'd call it...secret code to the aliens)) into the camera. so shes communicating with them still.

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: She looks weird... She may be an alien. A very lusty alien.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Paris Hilton? Yeah, we decided that. Now we need... hmmm... *whispers to Kt* found the volunteer...

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Wait.. can aliens get SNL?

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: maybe they can..thats why ya need a volenteer to find out....

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Hell yeah they can! And god, you think plasma screens are state-of-the-art? Ooooh, no.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: aliens have better tv's too!? Damn. We should go party with the aliens...

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Mmhmm.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *parties with aliens*

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: *points a finger at mockerie* YOUR THE ALIEN!!!

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no. I just party with them. Paris Hilton's the alien.

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: or so you WANT us to believe!!! i'm sure that's the excuse Paris would use too....yes...me thinks YOU are the ALIEN CO-conspirater!!!

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: dude. I am WAY too stupid to co-conspirate.

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmmm...are we gonna need someone to volenteer to suduce mockerie now? *grins*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ooh... volunteers?

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: it seems more people want to seduce mockerie than Paris...yessss...me thinks you ARE the number four!

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no. I can't be number four because I'm on the list, remember? number Four wouldn't be on the list anyways... duh!

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I'm just fun to seduce.

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Ooh. *Seduction!*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ooh.

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: well you might have liked the list so bad that you wanted to join twice. and hey...i think its because you're more of a challenge than Paris.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *IS NOT AN ALIEN* *but is seduced*

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: hey, whatever works i guess.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yepp!

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: ur just denying your alien-ness.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: If I was an alien, I wouldn't be seduceable!!!

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: All right... *Loves seducing [Tails Of the Revolution]*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oooh... *is almost seduced.*

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *smiles* i think ill try *smiles charmingly at mockerie* am i gettin anywhere?

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *is getting seduced... *

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *smiles again and walks right to mockerie* has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are....

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: *Barry starts playing*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: (woow... that's actually playing in my house right now... heh. Cool) a couple times... *team seduction. ooh.*

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: *Just setting the mood...*

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *whispers in mockerie's ear "and how sexy you are.....how very very hard it is...not to stare....now i belive in angles"

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *is almost seduced... again*

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *still whispering in mockerie's ear "i didnt know that angles could fly this low" *smiles and touches your cheek*

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: *turns the camera on* hey, i might as well make a few bucks off of you guys...

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *seduced*

2004-08-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *smiles and runs the back of my hand over your cheek* see? how beautiful you are...you are wonderful

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *smiles back*

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: you guys are boring. and kurus, please stop describing me to mockerie, you're just setting her up with false hopes.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: haha. And Kt comes in to ruin the mood. Again.

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Yeah, just as the track was switching to The Funk Phenomenon. Look at that. Psh.

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: well, it wasn't going anywhere anyways. and i figured the movie would have flopped anyways. geez, kurus, learn some new lines. ^_^

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: the Funk Phenomenon? well, got that going for ya...

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ooh, Kt, Kurus signed off... *gulp* in trouble now...

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Hehe... Sounds like it'd kill the mood, doesn't it? But no... That's just straight-up f*ckin' music.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: I know what it is, sadly... that would've been cool, actually.

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: thats right you're in trouble. dude, i was SOO looking forward to teaching him some new lines. dang it. and dude, they have the word funk look like fuck for a reason.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no, I was thinkin YOU'RE in trouble. For killing the mood...

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: oh no! whatever shall i do now? are you gonna tell my mommy on me?!? eh, well i think kurus is glad i killed it...i think that was his only line.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: this is true...

2004-08-02 [Kt_says]: well, that's what we're here for...to teach him more pick-up lines.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: this is true.... Avoral, do you have lemonade?

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Effs yeah.

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Hehe... So, [Tails Of the Revolution], you actually know The Funk Phenomenon?

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *sighs* yeah... I do. And much dorkier music, too...

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: How much of Armand van Helden DO you know?

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Not a lot. Some of his remizes, and the Phenomenon, but not a whole lot. I like his style, though.

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: Effs yeah. *Listens to more funk than he should*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yep he is muy awesome. ow *is screwed*

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: *Screws*

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *regrets her wording*

2004-08-02 [Furr]: screwed? As in like porked, or like a screw?

2004-08-02 [Avoral]: I mean like engaging in hot, steamy sexual intercourse.

2004-08-02 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oy gevald...

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: hahaha. and out comes the lingo again.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: of course! oy gevald works in every situation.

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: okay, it's going to be my life's mission to find that situation in which it DOESNT work.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: good luck... it works for everything, cuz it doesn't mean anything.

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: oh well, i'll find some way. just not now. my brains taking a vacation tonight.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well, yougotta admit: it definitely fit there.

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: *definately admits it* go oy gevald!

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: woo hoo *dances*

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: yay! dancing! *woohoo*-ness we havent had a dancing party in a while.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: no we haven't *throws a dancing party*

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: *busts out the lemons, so she can throw them at you while your gettin jiggy with it*

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *has double your lemons, so she can fight lemons with lemons*

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: *nods* Yep, a lemon for a lemon. it seems thats the way the bible should have been written.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm... only they didn't really care about lemons...

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: well, lemons were quite the delicacy in those ancient days of old. probably more valuable then eyes.

2004-08-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: exactly. But you wouldn't want to give up something so valuable, like lemons, even if you got one back. So they used eyes.

2004-08-03 [Kt_says]: yep, thats the whole idea...you don't want to give up your eye either, it's quite the valuable organ as is the lemon quite the valuable water flavorer.

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